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Sasqui try to buy beer, no have ID

By pg
Sasqui old. real old. alot of time me go to store and get the beer and me no pay. cashier yell and point gun and sasqui run out with six pack of pabst blue ribbon.

But today something differint. Big hairy woman (pretty, too) ask Sasqui for ID. Me say what Sasqui need ID for? No car. Just live in forest. No birth certificate. Not born in hospital. She no let me buy the beer. Me get real mad and go scare the campers and take their beer but they only got fancy shit called Black Bear Stout. Real dark beer good head but too creamy and bitter.
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