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Snow fall, christmas come and Sasqui get no presents agin

By pg
Evry year at christmas time same thing happen. Sasqui wanna git presents an nobody git me presents.

Me wanna blanket. Not blanket made from lamb hair, those real warm, but get smelly and rough on sasqui's skin. No. Sasqui wanna git one of those reflector emergency blankets that the campers have. All flashy and shiny and stuff. One time the camper, they leave the shiny blanket and me use it but it really small and sasqui really big.

Sasqui wanna git two shiny big blankets from the campers. On the bad comcast computer there's a store its called REI they have them. Real expensive, but real nice. But REI.com don't deliver to Sasqui's forest and they dont like it when sasqui go to the store.

If you nice, you send me a blanket, OK?

Alright. Sasqui real thirsty from so much blogging. Time for the king of beers.
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